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Blog of Hilarity found this 11/5/2007 on www.epiccarnival.com [flag]

by BOHChris , Blog of Hilarity Week 9: Where hope comes to die. And where Strawberry Shortcake runs free! Nothing gets Strawberry Shortcake hotter than a record-breaking day. With 296 yards, she may even give up the ass. Life is Delicious right now if you're Derek Anderson or a fan of the Cleveland Browns. Life is less delicious if you're "QB of the Future" Brady Quinn. But equally as ... [link]

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Strawberry Shortcake offers NFL insights
Published 11/5/2007 by chris at Blog of Hilarity
Occasionally your editor yada yada greatness yada yada other sites like Epic Carnival So what happens when Strawberry Shortcake comments on this weekend’s top NFL stories? Awesomeness. MORE>> ...

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