‘SVU’ closet case slams close to home

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O bviously, it s no secret that the New York fans hate/are-jealous-of all of our Boston sports heroes. But Tuesday night s Law & Order: Special Victims Unit was a low blow - even for the Appleholes! In an episode titled The Closet, a pro football player who wears No. 12, has a cleft chin and a supermodel galpal, plays in a red-and-blue stadium and is the best quarterback in football is the ... [link]

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NBC Reenacts ‘Tom Brady’ Killing His Gay Lover?
Published 4/24/2008 by Matt Sussman at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... No, it’s not No. 12-wearing, supermodel-dating Tom Brady . Nice guess, though! It’s fictional No. 12-wearing, supermodel-dating Lincoln Haver . Totally different people , notes THE BOSTON HERALD. Because, Brady didn’t kill his secret gay lover. Haver did. The episode was about an investment banker who died, and after some mighty fine detective work, it was discovered that he loved football, and one certain football player named Lincoln Haver loved him back. SVU detective Chris Meloni discusses this with his colleague: “Lincoln Haver is gay?” says one investigator ...

Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder [Queer Eye For The Dead Guy]
Published 4/25/2008 by Rick at Deadspin
... Anyone watch Law & Order: Special Victims Unit? Apparently Tuesday's episode involved a thinly disguised version of Tom Brady, who was a gay quarterback implicated in a murder. Sample dialogue: "Lincoln Haver is gay? I thought he was dating Natasha Gorski, that hot supermodel." "You can't blame Lincoln for having a beard. This gets out, his career's over." Indeed. ...

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