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Deadspin: Wardrobe Malfunction Costs Swimmer Race, A Little Bit Of Dignity [Swimming]
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop: FIRST DOCUMENTED CASE OF ‘SWIMMER’S BUTT’
Sports Rubbish: Flavia Zoccari’s Swimsuit Tears, Exposing Her Butt To Fans At Mediterranean Games
Wardrobe Malfunction Costs Swimmer Race, A Little Bit Of Dignity [Swimming]
Deadspin —
Italian Olympian Flavia Zoccari was disqualified from a race yesterday after her swimsuit literally tore her a new butthole. That's not going to sit well back home, but hopefully it will all work out in the end. [DailyMail, via Slanch]
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FIRST DOCUMENTED CASE OF ‘SWIMMER’S BUTT’
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
... from her race.
That motorway comment reminded me of Punte’s Tips For Savory Living: if you own a GPS and are having a bad day, change the language settings on your machine from “US English” to “UK English.” You’ll instantly feel more sophisticated. And if you live in some big city and don’t drive regularly, then up yours. You deserve to be depressed.
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Flavia Zoccari’s Swimsuit Tears, Exposing Her Butt To Fans At Mediterranean Games
Sports Rubbish —
... from racing. A disappointed Zoccari was seen crying after the tear turned whatever the race was into the butterfly.
Maybe Jaked should change their name to Naked. And maybe next time the race organizers could allow competitors to make a quick change into a new swimsuit when their current one tears and they flash their ass to the crowd, so they don’t end up partially naked and crying.
Swimmer’s Exposed Butt Forces Her Out of Race [The Slanch Report]
Top Italian swimmer’s horror as her £318 bathing ...
Nightcapper: Flavia Zoccari’s Bare Ass Knocks Her Out Of Swimming Race
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football —
... Can you imagine if Michael Phelps failed to beat Mark Spitz’s Olympic gold record because the seam down the crack of his ass split while standing on the starting block? It would be an international blockbuster. The gays would have gone even crazier for the bong hitter. But poor Flavia Zoccari of Italy didn’t fare so well. Her ass came out of the suit, leaving her in tears and out of a race. Damn Spandex! [ Slanch Report ] [image]
Swimmer DQ’ed by ass crack
The Sports Culture —
Italian swimmer Flavia Zoccari was disqualified from teh Mediterranean Games earlier this week, right before the 200-meter finals race. No, she wasn’t on found to be using steroids, she didn’t take a hit from a bong at a party and she didn’t jump into the water too soon.
Instead, it was because she showed her ass crack.
Her Jaked brand swimsuit, which was banned and then re-instated, ripped in the back, revealing her glutes.
Guys can wear Speedos that make their ding dongs look like elephant trunks, but show a ...
Daily dump: NBC can eat our shorts
sportspoop.com | all the news that's fit to poop —
... - Mediterranean Games swimming competition not all that it’s cracked up to be. (Slanch Report) ...
