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Tale of the Tape: Mario Williams vs. Osi Umenyioria
Tale of the Tape: Mario Williams vs. Osi Umenyioria
Competitor (seed): Mario Williams (8) Nickname: Super Height: 6′7″ Weight: 291 Reach: Lenny Pasquarelli still thinks so . Sponsor: Hennessey Performance Engineering and Israel Military Industries . Ring Music: I Luv Your Girl Birthplace: Richlands, NC. Home to absolutely nobody. Pedigree: None. Strength: An explosive combination of speed, power, and ...
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BSA: GO VOTE FOR SUPER MARIO
Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? — ... Super Mario Williams is going head to head (or h2h as the kids say, I think) against Osi “Giant Cleveland Steamer” Umenyororiara at Kissing Suzy Kolber (dot uproxx) right now. It doesn’t look like he desperately needs your votes, but if you love Mario, love football or just plain hate Reggie Bush — or hell, all three — then click here and then click to vote for Mario. It’s more productive than you’d be anyway. ...

Create The Caption #236
AwfulAnnouncing — ... when you screw Cleveland like I did."- Anon _______________________________________ Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of A-Rod before last night's game? Daily Links: Steve Lyons Tells A Great Ozzie Guillen Story But Describes Him As Looking Like A Dishwasher (Primoz Forever) ESPN Is All About Promoting Wipeout (East Coast Bias) Osi Is A Bad Rapper (Small White Ball) Speaking Of Osi, Could He Take Out Mario? (KSK) The MLB Movie Awards (Blue Monkey ...

Sooo, How ‘Bout That Repeat, New York Giants Fans?
MOUTHPIECE Blog // A Chicago-Addled Sports Blog — ... see last year’s title run coming either, they’re not likely to admit that 2007’s team wasn’t anything other than super talented. So, naturally: tremendous expectations for this year. Clearly. Of course that pipe dream took a trip towards Finkleland on Sunday when the G-men announced that Osi Umenyora, known equally well for his proclivity towards defense and um, er, something else, would be out for the entire 2008 season. That, sir, is why you never cross Super Mario Williams. With that lesson learned, there’s some sort of news ...

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