nfl.fanhouse.com - 9/4/2008
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I have no idea why Terrence Newman would invite the Dallas Morning News along to document his virgin roller coaster voyage, but I would like to thank him for doing so. (Click the photo below for the moving pictures hilarity.) I now have a new favorite prayer: "Dear Baby Jesus -- dear 6-pound, 8-ounce Baby Jesus, don't let anything happen to me while I'm on Tony Hawk 's ride. Please let me ...
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Terence Newman Is Not A Big Fan Of Roller Coasters
AwfulAnnouncing —
Listen, I'm not the biggest fan of heights myself, but when a thirty second long, 50-foot roller coaster has you screaming at the top of your lungs....I don't know what to tell you. From the Dallas Morning News via ...
TERENCE NEWMAN IS A BRAVE LITTLE BOY
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... News along to catch his first roller coaster ride on video. And it does not disappoint. The first minute-plus is him talking nervously and praying to “six-pound, eight-ounce baby Jesus,” the rest of it is mostly blood-curdling screams. I’d make fun if him, but I’ve never been on a roller coaster, either. Although I did wait in line for one once. Turns out the staff won’t let you ride if you wet your pants and sob uncontrollably.
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Pacman Jones May Start In Place of Terrence Newman Against Browns
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... Newman could play as a nickel or dime back -- limiting the amount of plays he'd be on. Hopefully, it won't keep him off the roller coasters. ...
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