FanIQ.com - 4/1/2008
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I remember 10 years ago when groin injuries were all the rage, but that time has come and gone, friends. I'm not sure what's going on in sports right now, but testicle-related injuries are definitely the new hotness. We've had Felix Pie go down with his famous "twisted testicle" and there was that crazy Oklahoma fan who nearly castrated a Texas fan in a bar .
Well, there's now ...
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Now Come On, Rugby; Let’s Do the Testicle Twist
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
As spotted quite bravely by 100% Injury Rate at FANIQ with a minimum of whimpering and vomiting, the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks’ Paul Gallen made a grab for glory last weekend when he got into the shorts of the man he was guarding, Josh Graham , and squeezed down hard on his defense. Also, Gallen squashed Graham’s testicles with his hand . You usin' the whole palm there, Doc? (You usin’ the whole palm there, Doc?) Gallen claims no such event that you can perfectly see above ever happened and that it must have simply been an errant extremity wandering on its own as limbs often do for world-class athletes. So why wasn’t Gallen punished remotely like ...
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