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Jerry Rice Joins the Dark Side
FanHouse — ... I begrudgingly made a trip to the local mall on Saturday. There were lots of people. No discernible flow of foot traffic. No coordination. Just a lot of people walking into each other. It reminded me of the Raiders' offensive line. Anyway, I wandered into the corner of the mall that harbors all of the misfit stores and noticed one called Race World. It was your one stop for all things NASCAR. Or, as I like to call it, sports hell. Call me old-fashioned, and no offense to the sport or its fans, but I don't like NASCAR pervading our consciousness. In my mind, nothing good can happen of it -- this is evidenced by the abundance of new Redneck Comedy specials. So, it's with great consternation that I beg, "Say it ain't so, Jerry!" Jerry Rice, the greatest wide receiver in NFL history, has been named Grand Marshal of the Toyota/Save Mart 350 NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series weekend at Infineon Raceway, June 22-24. Rice, best known

Jerry Rice Wants To Watch Cars Go In Circles
Say Hey: A Bay Area Sports Blog — ... Just kidding. But for some reason, the 49ers legend and 21-year NFL veteran has agreed to be the Grand Marshall (no, not the