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The 2008 NFL Draft Drinking Game
The 2008 NFL Draft Drinking Game
We re less than a week away from the NFL Draft and you can almost taste the excitement. Front offices are spending every waking moment breaking down prospects, Mel Kiper s carefully combing each hair into place, and Chris Berman is hard at work putting together awkwardly-phrased nicknames that no one else will ever use. The NFL Draft can be long and tedious and yet, as football fans, we re ...
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2008 NFL Draft Drinking Game.
Cincy Jungle — ... be here for the draft. Once things get rolling -- before 3pm, likely -- we'll post an open draft post and creating new posts for each draft pick. So the open draft, we'll just chat. Then with each pick, we'll praise, complain that pick. Sound good? Or would you rather have a single open forum and then we'll mess around with each pick in detail the following week. What works best for you guys? Wanna play? With each major event, there's a customized drinking game. There's the Bleacher Report's game with the following rules. ...

NFL Draft Drinking Game
FanHouse — Filed under: NFL Draft, NFL Fans, NFL GamblingThe Bleacher Report has brought out their NFL Draft drinking game. If you are looking for an excuse to get wasted quickly, check it out and play so you can deal with the (over)hype and drink your arse off (like the guy pictured). But how can we help ourselves? We're fans. And as fans, we need to know every detail about every player our team is considering drafting. And when our team finally picks an unknown linebacker from Middle Southern Tennessee State, we're going to need one of ...

Your Guide to 2008 NFL Draft Drinking Games
FanIQ Blog — ... Bleacher Report has provided a pretty solid starting point for your drinking game festivities. Here's a taste of my favorites that will be included in our own version: ...

You're Guide to 2008 NFL Draft Drinking Games
FanIQ Blog — ... Bleacher Report has provided a pretty solid starting point for your drinking game festivities. Here's a taste of my favorites that will be included in our own version: ...

Presenting The NFL Draft Drinking Game
AwfulAnnouncing — Last year I did the Blogger's Mock Draft which was pretty fun, but definitely not something I ever wanted to do again, and I was all set to put pen to paper and right out my Mock Draft when I stopped and said to myself....self.....who the hell cares? Mock Drafts are slowly creeping up on Fantasy Teams as a topic that no one wants to hear you babble on about. So what am I giving you instead is a way to pass the time between picks. Via Fan IQ and Bleacher Report comes the NFL Draft Drinking Game.... -Every time you hear the phrases ...

Links of the Day 4/25/08
The Victoria Times — ... I have the most free time. Steve, who brought you all over here with his Erin Andrews pictures posts periodically, and a wonderful young lady named Beth usually has something more intelligent than the crap I come up with on Thursdays. Also, we're on our way to 5 figures in terms of hits today, and still, nobody has clicked on our ads. If you would kindly do so, that would be great (way on the bottom, below the sidebar). On to the links. If you're watching the draft tomorrow, why not do it drunk ? Steve and I will be live blogging the thing AS IT HAPPENS, so be sure to stop in. ...

Your Weekend Of Name Recitation And Breathless Speculation Hath Arrived! [NFL Draft]
Deadspin — ... and Bleacher Report. The latter recommends Chad Johnson trade speculation for boozing, but I'm going with Jeremy Shockey and Jason Taylor. ...

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