The Bill Simmons NBA Draft Diary Drinking Game

• partager

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  Blogger who wants to be Bill Simmons writes a satirical post about SG's originality using the hilarious and original device of a drinking game.  Finish your beer.

   Blog reader criticizes aforementioned blogger using the same hilarious and original device. 

  Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

• bonestorm97

  +1

  let's not forget...

  TSG uses the following phrase: "I will now...<insert something horribly unspeakable>", take a drink!

  Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

• Kiefaber

  +4

  Everytime they say "Daequan Cook"

  or "stay in school" that's a keg stand

  Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

• themarkjacksonshimmy

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  Huge tool who reads way too much Bill Simmons.  One drink.

   Seriously, I swear people wait to read his columns just so that they can put crap like this together and think they're funny

  Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • BullsBlogger

    +3

    I find it interesting that the Bill Simmons fan club pops up out of nowhere and registers for sites just to stick up for him. Can we get a ruling on this?

    Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

    • themarkjacksonshimmy

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      so that might have been a little harsh.  If you read a guy's columns, which are usually rather lengthy and involve many personal details, they usually become old and tiresome.  Why can't we just acknowledge that he's going to write this stuff and move on with our lives?  Isn't there a Skip Bayless drinking game to play?

      Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

      • RedBaron

        +2

        Heh--keep me away from the Bayless drinking game.  To me, it's the personal stuff that makes Simmons so entertaining ... and also makes him easy to poke fun at.

        If he references the "Larry Bird|Kevin McHale|Robert Parish isn't walkin' through that door" speech - take three big puffs.

        Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

• Burnsy

  +4

  Yup, these are his readers.

  Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

• Russell Ziskey

  +4

  Any mention of J-Bug, Hench, House, Sully, or some other dweeb friend or hanger-on, take a drink. 

  Bill conveniently slips in a reference to his close personal friend and former employer Jimmy Kimmel, take a drink. (Take three drinks if said reference includes a cheap shill for the Espys).

  Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

• Proverbial

  +1

  Everytime Simmons says "everybody forgets this", take a drink.

   Everytime Simmons mentions in a column that Tony Soprano didn't die, and then backtracks because he's an ignorant moron and doesn't realize they "cut to black" as opposed to the cliche "fade to black".

  Also, if you're going to critisize Canada, at least read up on current stereotypes as opposed to the tired Bryan Adams and Celine Dion comments.

  Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

• chone

  +2

  Canada is cold and everyone is an Eskimo who likes hockey. Right?!

  Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • TheHype

    +1

    Nono, it's the other way around: Canada is Eskimo and cold likes hockey ... wait... what?

    TREMENDOUS drinking game TZ, but I'll already be inebriating myself regardless and do a drunk(not at all live)blog with Ms Gossip.. it'll either be awesomely readable or not even a hobo will touch it...

    Posted 6/27/2007 [reply] [flag]

• jwjeff

  +2

  Okay, how many of you have a hangover today?

  Posted 6/29/2007 [reply] [flag]

  • tziller

    +1

    I am, and it has nothing to do with this sadly.

    Posted 6/30/2007 [reply] [flag]

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Introducing The Bill Simmons' Draft Diary Drinking Game
Published 6/27/2007 by Awful Announcing- at Awful Announcing
... Well know you can continue your drinking the day after the Draft as Ballhype presents the Simmons' Draft Diary Drinking Game!!! ...

We Be Dumpin'
Published 6/27/2007 by littles: at The Dude Abides
... , but still fun. (Ballhype) ...

Be Chad's Friend, Bill!: Getting Drunk With The Draft And Simmons
Published 6/27/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... drinking games, including Simmons himself. Today, Ballhype eliminates the middle man and just creates the ...

A new drinking game you say? I'm intrigued...
Published 6/27/2007 by Bob Loblaw at Flyers Fieldhouse
... What is there to drink to that hasn't already been done? Lost? Did it. Little League baseball? Obviously. Fishing? Yep. American Idol? I don't watch, but I'm pretty sure I can figure something out pretty quickly. The preview channel? Affirmative. There's drinking games for everything...even an annual sports column. ...

Bootleg Copy Of The Sports Guy's 2007 Draft Diary
Published 6/28/2007 by Luol Dang! at The Smittblog
... Simmons Draft Diary Drinking Game, but given that this is a wee bit different and I spent too much f'n time on it to abandon it, I'm posting this fucker no matter what. In case the title of the post didn't give away what's going on here, I'm giving you a taste of what Simmons will be offering up tomorrow night in his annual draft diary. Here goes: ...

Blurbs and Links: Part BOCEMb
Published 6/28/2007 by dswinder at Untitled[.]
... I'm a big Sports Guy fan, but for those of you that like to ridicule him, and enjoy getting sloshed, this game is for you...(Ballhype: tziller) ...

Draft Day: 24 Hours Straight Live Blogging, Bitches.
Published 6/28/2007 by TheHype at NBA Basketball and Other Unrelatedness
... The Bill Simmons NBA Draft Diary Drinking Game ...

The Roundup: Cockfighting Banned in the Bayou, Party with Daequan Cook and Dying on the Golf Course
Published 6/28/2007 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... Two new NBA draft drinking games - here and ...

Get Ready For Some Great Upside Potential....
Published 6/28/2007 by Marco at Just Call Me Juice
... Might as well take a stab at the NBA Draft, since it is one of my favorite non-game related sporting events of the year. If my predictions are terrible, I'm blaming it on the NBA Draft Drinking Game. Here are the JCMJ NBA Draft predictions for the lottery teams..... ...

Draft Buzz + Links
Published 6/28/2007 by Rickhouse at Tremendous Upside Potential
... choose between Spencer Hawes and Joakim Noah. The Bobcats pick at 8 and they are desperately trying to trade out of the pick. If Yi is still available, their job will be a lot easier. If not, look for MJ and company to choose between Brendan Wright, Noah, or possibly even Al Thornton and Nick Young. My Bulls pick nine, and there is new speculation that H-F product Julian Wright could be the pick. Wright is going to be a solid NBA player, but you would think the Bulls need to draft a big man with this pick. If the Bulls take J-Wright, does that mean Luol Deng or Tyrus Thomas could be on the move in a blockbuster trade? Most likely, the pick will still come down to who’s available between Joakim Noah and Spencer Hawes. The tenth pick belongs to the Sacramento Kings who might be looking to trade Mike Bibby or Ron Artest. If they stay at 10, look for them to take the best player available, whether it’s Brewer, Hawes, or one of the Wrights. Things you should watch and read before ...

The News
Published 6/29/2007 by mondesishouse at Mondesishouse.com
... --A must-read: The Bill Simmons NBA Draft Diary Drinking Game ...