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The Blazers Are This Couple's Shared Mistress
The Blazers Are This Couple's Shared Mistress
"So like, you've found that special somone, and JACKPOT!, she loves sports. In fact, she loves the Portland Trailblazers as much as you do. The more you talk about your love for each other, your realize that it's actually a sign of devotion to the Blazers, like a love triangle where everyone eats dinner together, or a cult where the leader gets his pick of the women whenever he wants."
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Portland Trail Blazers Super Fans, Video
NESW Sports, Sports Videos — ... Do you like the Trail Blazers? Do you think you are Super Fan? You aint got nothin. This video comes straight from the Shoals at The Sporting Blog. This is the couples pre wedding video. They have just entered “Super Fan” status. ...

The 10-man rotation, starring Team USA's next opponent
Ball Don't Lie — ... you, dear reader, to figure out. C: 48 Minutes of Hell and FanHouse. Two excellent game recaps of the Argentina-Greece quarterfinal. PF: Hardwood Paroxysm. A brief interview with Greg "The Big Chill" Oden. (He doesn't like the nickname.) SF: USA Today, via Blazers Blog. Chris Colston slots Portland at No. 5 in his preseason NBA power rankings. (!) SG: The Sporting Blog. Speaking of the Blazers, this newlywed couple disagrees with Colston's ...

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