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Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers! [Nba Closer]
Published 5/9/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
... We are all witnesses...to an alien invasion! The Martians have struck again. This time, they kidnapped our King and replaced him with a near-to-exact duplicate. It looks like LeBron James. It rumbles through the paint like LeBron James. It probably even cries like LeBron James. They only thing our soon-to-be space overlords forgot was to turn the doppelganger's basketball dial up to 11. I mean, are we really supposed to believe that The Chosen One suddenly forgot how to play basketball? Nice try, Zi'Zhizhipheq of Thooq. But we humans didn't ...

Round Two Game Two Numbers And Words
Published 5/9/2008 by RockKing at WaitingForNextYear
... ]“We are all witnesses…to an alien invasion! The Martians have struck again. This time, they kidnapped our King and replaced him with a near-to-exact duplicate. It looks like LeBron James. It rumbles through the paint like LeBron James. It probably even cries like LeBron James . They only thing our soon-to-be space overlords forgot was to turn the doppelganger’s basketball dial up to 11. I mean, are we really supposed to believe that The Chosen One suddenly forgot how to play basketball? Nice try, Zi’Zhizhipheq of Thooq. But we humans didn’t evolve from ocean sludge ...