Kyle Farnsworth Gets An Injury That Was Meant for Michael Vick
slowbreaker.com 6/18/2009 — Stupid dog jokes, and a nod to Joe Posnanski after the jump

Kyle Farnsworth Caught PITA’s Attention
bootleggersports.com 6/18/2009 — Training against dogs makes fights against Reds easier The trending of the Internet tends to move quickly. One day, everyone wanted to compare Donte Stallworth’s 30-day prison sentence to Michael Vick’s 19-months. Then, everyone wanted to tell everyone else to stop with that ...

Animals: Doing the Lord's work for the Royals
310tojoba.blogspot.com 6/18/2009 — Kyle Farnsworth is... not good, to put it lightly. Fans of any of his recent teams have likely been driven to an early career of alcoholism by the right-hander's inability to get outs. Well, Farnsworth was the victim of a rather unfortunate set of circumstances. No, Royals fans, he's still ...

Nice Try Kyle
fackyouk.blogspot.com 6/17/2009 — You remember Kyle Farnsworth, don't you? Farnsworthless. Relief pitcher. Never really offered much relief. Makes the late Jose Veras seem reliable. Inspiration for the "Anyone But Farnsworth" t-shirt. Guy that often showed up his teammates and/or manager. That guy. Perhaps you'd remember him ...

The Filibuster
myteamrivals.typepad.com 6/14/2009 — Everyone hates me! I don't understand it. It's like I'm the anti-Midas. Instead of turning to gold, everything I touch turns to s**t. And now they're even booing me! I just want to be loved. What do I have to do to be loved? M. Bradley Chicago, IL __________________________________________  ...

Kyle Farnsworth, Always A Source For Humor
wrigleyville23.com 6/17/2009 — Circling The Bases has a Kyle Farnsworth joke for you: I've got good news and bad news for Royals fans. First the good news: Reliever Kyle Farnsworth had his finger bandaged on Tuesday after being bitten by his bulldog. The bad news? The ...

Where In The World Is Kyle Farnsworth?
therookiesblog.com 7/31/2009 — Where in the WORLD is that song? STUCK IN YOUR HEAD. Just after midnight, our Kyle Farnsworth Google Alert told us Kyle Farnsworth was not with the Kansas City Royals’ AAA affiliate , which basically set our world entirely off-kilter. We could only come up with a few places he ...

Kyle Farnsworth Involved in Dog Fight
njfrogman.blogspot.com 6/17/2009 — Royals reliever Kyle Farnsworth had four stiches put in his left index finger when he was accidently bit by one of his 2 bulldogs - Rambo or Strike. (Gotta love Strike) Kyle was bit when he was... Full story: http://www.bobsblitz.com

Farnsworth Facts
joeposnanski.com 6/12/2009 — Brilliant reader T.B., after reading the previous post on awful things that have happened to the Royals the last few years, notes that they sound like the opposite of the Chuck Norris facts * that make the Internet rounds. Matt Wieters facts. ** Cole ...

Good News, Everyone! The "Mystery" of Kyle Farnsworth's "Improvement" Revealed!
royalsreview.com 6/13/2009 — Before last night's game, there had been some talk here and perhaps elsewhere that, despite a horrible first week with the Royals , perhaps Kyle Farnsworth was working out. A bunch of scoreless innings... and it wasn't just that "streak." At the ...

Call-Up Central: Kyle Blanks — Bleacher Report - MLB 6/19/2009
According to Baseball America (click here for the post), the San Diego Padres have recalled 1B/OF Kyle Blanks.  Blanks was hitting .283 with 12 HR and 38 RBI at Triple-A prior to his recall.  He had been a 1B, but he was transitioning ...

Now Playing Power Forward for the San Diego Padres, Kyle Blanks… — Bleacher Report - MLB 6/21/2009
On Friday, the San Diego Padres called up 1B/OF Kyle Blanks to the big club. Blanks is a big-time prospect for the San Diego Padres — literally. At 6′6″, and 285 lbs, Blanks could probably play center or power forward on most NBA ...