I'm pretty sure this is illegal
siberiaminnbaseball.blogspot.com 8/29/2007 — Chevy dealers in Chicago are offering a contest that puts your child under the guidance of Ozzie Guillen or Lou Piniella for the day. Am I the only one who worries about how badly those two can warp a child's brain in a few hours?

MLB - Chicago White Sox/Texas Rangers Box Score Tuesday August 28, 2007 - Yahoo! Sports
sports.yahoo.com 8/29/2007 — Umpires: HP--Rick Reed. 1B--Alfonso Marquez. 2B--Chuck Meriwether. 3B--Tim Timmons. Time: 2:54. Attendance: 20,261. Weather: 92 degrees, partly cloudy. Wind: 5 mph, in from right.

Pierzynski Goes Apesh*t Over A Pitch Never Thrown
smittblog.blogspot.com 8/29/2007 — Aside from being disgraced on the field, they also suffered another public blow-up of perpetual ne'erdowell AJ Pierzynski. For no reason.

Guillen Rips Into Sox
chicagosports.chicagotribune.com 8/30/2007 — X-rated rant follows loss to Rangers in extra innings--as only Ozzie can!

Guillen blows gasket as White Sox lose 15th of 18 - MLB
sports.espn.go.com 8/30/2007 — Summary: Sammy Sosa's sacrifice fly in the 11th inning brought in Ian Kinsler with the winning run as the Rangers defeated the White Sox 5-4 on Wednesday night. Hero: Sosa tied the game in the seventh on a pinch-hit, RBI double, and won it with a ...