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THE KILLER EYEBROW WANTS HIS COOKIES ON THE PLATE
THE KILLER EYEBROW WANTS HIS COOKIES ON THE PLATE
Perhaps you expected something else but I am a man of unexpected expectations. Intrigue is my game. If you expected sexy pictures, you obviously think I’ll have the rap to go with it, the lines, the flow, the standard tired pitch to try to unlock the cookie jar in your pants. I ...
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