The KSK Guide To Being An Insufferable A--Hole S--thead F--kface Fan Of Boston-Area Sports Teams
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ygbfkm +2Great expose on Massholes. I can't wait for a Rockies win, the inevitable Brady knee blowout (karma, baby), and a Doc Rivers classic performance.....hopefully then, the bandwagon Boston fans will just go away.
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Curt Schilling is Monday Morning Gloaterback
Published 10/22/2007 by PostmanE at The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL.
... with the kids and the blogs and the Everquest and all, but it would sure be nice if he just sat a few plays like this out. We get it, you like Tito. You’re also all rich and famous and will never have to pay for alcohol in Boston again, so there’s no reason to construct a phony persecution scenario. You are among the richest of the rich, and the most popular of the popular. You are the cool kids at the cafeteria table of life. Just relax.
And Boston fans wonder why we’re all not suddenly rooting for them.
Tags: Curt ...
Speak to Me
Published 10/22/2007 by Hugging Harold Reynolds at Hugging Harold Reynolds
One thing that makes true New England fans stand out is not so much that we are generally despised (even by self-hating nutmeggers), but more so that we loathe everyone else just as much. We are a mean, competitive bunch - we wiped out an entire indigenous people immediately after they taught us to survive the shitty ass weather. Native Americans thought we should live as one with nature in a sustainable manner? Eff that. We chopped down all the trees, reproduced beyond capacity, and spent our time alternately praising ...
Sick Of Boston? Read This
Published 10/23/2007 by Wrigleyville at wrigleyville23
One of the greatest things ever to appear on the Interweb.
One Final (?) Shot at Red Sox Nation
Published 10/23/2007 by Michael Beckwith at Kid Cleveland
... The article in discussion is an all out Boston fan bash fest by one of the geniuses at Kissing Suzy Kolber. Click the link here to check it out. It's faaaacking wicked sweeeeeet!!! ...
BIG DADDY DREW VS. EL PRES
Published 10/23/2007 by Mike at the Pig Pen
... BETTER THAN SOME SHIT TALKINGKissing Suzy Kolber VS. Barstool SportsAs a huge fan of both sites, I found this little lashing downright amusing. I love both guys so I don't really have an opinion.Who you got?VS.Yesterday at Kissing Suzy Kolber, Big Daddy Drew had this to say...Via KSK:With the Red Sox advancing to the World Series, Boston College still undefeated, KG moving to the Celtics, and ...
Okay. I know I’ve cracked wise on Kissing Suzy Kolber.
Published 10/23/2007 by Andrew at The Grand National Championships
... And the fact of the matter is, I still think they are like The Texas Longhorns in that they are consistently overrated in repuation in comparison to production. (Or to explain it for the average KSK reader: They suck cock like it was Peter King kneeling at the feet of Brett Favre).
But the fact of the matter is it doesn’t mean I wish I hadn’t thought of this first.
11. Adopt the attitude that you, yes you, DESERVE this success. “Hey, we Pats fans know how it used to be back in the day. We earned these titles.” Don’t treat your team’s ...
Wednesday 10/24 A.M. Quickie:Rox top Sox, Mattingly, Durant, KSK, More!
Published 10/24/2007 by DanShanoff.com at Dan Shanoff
... Must-Read: KSK understands me. I'm an unabashed fan of the guys at Kissing Suzy Kolber (wow, is this week about the depth of my many admirations, or what?). They had a post on Monday that might be my favorite post -- on any subject, on any blog -- of all time. When you read it, you'll know why. It's as if Big Daddy Drew entered my mind and made sense of it all. ...
Rockies - Red Sox
Published 10/24/2007 by Sturminator at Bob's Blog - Live from Lewisville
... As for the Red Sox, you know everything about them. If you don’t, then you are not watching enough television. Here is something that will not be mentioned on tv. It shouldn’t be mentioned here, either, given the amount of naughty language. But, it is too funny. Your guide to be an annoying New England Sports Fan … ...
YOUR JAPANESE WORLD SERIES PREVIEW
Published 10/24/2007 at With Leather
... So, given the Dice-K-centric Japanese fervor for the Series in the above video, I hereby make this the official With Leather World Series thread. Please feel free to add your picks, links to pictures of Yoko Matsugane, and your thoughts on and recommendations for hentai porn. Saying anything that might offend the delicate sensibilities of Boston fans, however, is discouraged. Red Sox fans have earned this, people. ...
Boston Red Sox: Evil Empire 2.0?
Published 10/24/2007 by PostmanE at FanHouse
... Sorry, Larry, but you're not far off. The more Fall Classics you appear in, and the more your fans establish themselves as some of the most insufferable numbnutses in sport, the more you slowly morph into everything you once hated. ...
The Linc 10.24.07 - I wanna watch a game with Jessica Biel edition
Published 10/25/2007 by BleedGreen <info@bleedinggreennation.com> at Bleeding Green Nation: Front Page Posts
... "Bad teams find a way to lose." Truer words were never spoken. (Eagles Eye) Jessica Beil likes watching the Packers, her girlfriend seems more interested in her. (WWTDD) If you're still feeling positive about this Eagles season, are you just being delusional? Maybe not. (Depressed Fan) Highlights from the Bears game. Ick. (Inside the Iggles) Boston sports fans sure are riding high these days... So KSK decided to take them down a notch. (Kissing Suzy Kolber) I think the Eagles want to win, but ...
Mailbag
Published 10/25/2007 by Deshawn Zombie at 18 to 88
... An anonymous reader sent us this link to the foul mouthed Jets blog "Kissing Suzie Kolber". I'm reposting it due to it's Sun Tzu value. ...
Jamboroo: Jamboroo, Week 8: Joey Porter's London Itinerary
Published 10/25/2007 by Leitch at Deadspin
... Redskins at Patriots: We've had our fun with Pats fans this week. And Lord knows I hate them so. But, as much I want to despise everything that has to do with the Patriots, I can't bring myself to cheer against Randy Moss. The '98 Moss is back, and the long toss to him is once again the most exciting play in football. I don't have it in me to hate him, especially when he's catching 50-yard passes with his fucking ...
BOSTON COLLEGE AT VIRGINIA TECH: MAO!
Published 10/25/2007 by Orson Swindle at EDSBS
... 1. Boston College Eagles will return triumphantly to seven fans not watching the World Series. Anyone doubting the propriety or stupidity of this oversight of a fine college football team will be labeled “a fahcking douchebag” by someone in a Wes Welker shirt who will then immediately follow up said slander with “How you like them apples, eh? Tom Brady bangs hot chicks!” ...
Something to read on the day off
Published 10/26/2007 by Earl at The GYS Network
I think we all agree that since late in the 2004 season (possibly sooner), there's been a large contingent of Sox fans which are...well, pretty much awful. This article describes that in great (probably too much) brutality. Sox fans in general are now basically seen as another version of Yankees fans, only worse because (1) our team is actually winning now, and (2) most non-Yankees fans sort of liked the Red Sox before the fans became insufferable. ...
More solid writing on the internets
Published 10/27/2007 by Dave at BlownCoverage.com
... In the latest crap fest, Jay jumps all over New Enlgand sports teams (wow, that's fresh and original) and it basically loses me at the third paragraph. I dunno, I've read plenty of Boston hate these days and while all were entertaining and ...
THROWING LINKS
Published 10/27/2007 by BD at EPIC CARNIVAL | SPORTS NEWS WITH A TWIST
... 2. If you were looking to jump on the Boston bandwagon, but aren't sure just how to be a complete douche to the point that no one can stand you. Here's how.. (Kissing Suzy Kolber) ...
Celtics Big Three Has Long History
Published 10/30/2007 by Bethlehem Shoals at FanHouse
Filed under: Celtics, Eastern, NBA Media Watch, Boston, The Word
I've got mixed feelings about this Celtics thing. As a fan of the league, I love it. But I can smell the overkill in the air, and am not happy that it has to happen in oh-so-charming Boston. Far be it from me, though, to not thicken the storyline as much as possible. So courtesy of The Boston Globe, you can now find out just how long Ray Allen, Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have felt a special bond. How they ...
Celtics Big Three Have Long History
Published 10/30/2007 by Bethlehem Shoals at FanHouse
Filed under: Celtics, Eastern, NBA Media Watch, Boston, The Word
I've got mixed feelings about this Celtics thing. As a fan of the league, I love it. But I can smell the overkill in the air, and am not happy that it has to happen in oh-so-charming Boston. Far be it from me, though, to not thicken the storyline as much as possible. So courtesy of The Boston Globe, you can now find out just how long Ray Allen, Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have felt a special bond. How they ...
