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The Lions Are The Suckiest Sucks That Ever Sucked
The Lions Are The Suckiest Sucks That Ever Sucked
It must suck to go home and talk to your damn weiner kids after work if you play for the Detroit Lions. Even the 1-15 Dolphins weren't this much fun to watch last season. It's not just the fact that the Lions are losing. Anyone can do that. They're keeping it interesting. They're giving teams ...
BREAKING NEWS: NFL Demotes Detroit Lions to Division 1-AA
BREAKING NEWS: NFL Demotes Detroit Lions to Division 1-AA
moondogsports.com — Things are bad in Detroit this season, so bad in fact that Commissioner Roger Goodell announced just minutes ago the Lions have been demoted from the NFL and will begin play in Division 1-AA effective immediately. (more) BREAKING NEWS: NFL Demotes Detroit Lions to Division 1-AA
YES WE CAN LIONS; 0-16
YES WE CAN LIONS; 0-16
theworldofisaac.com — Obama's pitch of "Yes we can" seemed to work wonders on American voters so why not NFL fans as well. Because, I can tell you with the utmost confidence, if the Lions can't do it this year, no team in NFL history will. Do you believe? H/t:  ... (more) YES WE CAN LIONS; 0-16
Los Angeles take the Lions
Los Angeles take the Lions
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