The Nationals Have An Interesting Opponent On May 22nd
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| Babes Love Baseball found this 5/5/2008 on awfulannouncing.blogspot.com [flag] |
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Indy Will Rock You
Published 5/5/2008 by Sooze at Babes Love Baseball
... it all makes sense. Indiana Jones is kind of like Chuck Norris, in that if he were to play baseball, he would play every position at the same time and still score 100 runs a game, no matter who the opponent. In fact, on every single major league schedule, Indy is pasted on May 22nd. So, he can also be in 32 places at once, whether a game is going on or not. Naturally. In all honesty, I'm pretty sure he could beat the Rangers. [Curtsy, Awful Announcing]
ST. ANDREW'S NET: RUUUBBBBEEESSSS
Published 5/5/2008 at With Leather
... Awful Announcing discovered that Indiana Jones has a date with the Washington Nationals . Helpful tip for the Nats: Don't just flail your scimitar around menacingly, he'll just shoot you with his gun. I learned that the hard way. ...
To Watch Tonight [To The Airship!]
Published 5/10/2008 by Christmas Ape at Deadspin
... was a gametime decision (not playing). Also a gametime decision: pants/no pants? [ESPN]
NHL Western Conference Finals, Game 2 — Dallas Stars vs. Detroit Red Wings. 7 p.m. Only Don Cherry dresses worse than rednecks. [Versus]
NBA Playoffs — Boston Celtics vs. Cleveland Cavaliers, Game 3. 8:15 p.m. What's worse: Brian Scalabrine's rap or LeBron James's shooting?
Movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark. 8:30 p.m. [USA] I look forward to when Dr. Jones takes on the Nats.
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