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The Nats New Theme Song Is Almost as Awesome as Zeke Playing the Role of Usher
The Nats New Theme Song Is Almost as Awesome as Zeke Playing the Role of Usher
This little song in picture post encapsulates two of our favorite things about Washington, D.C. baseball. First, there is friend of the Brahsome family — for the sake of anonymity let’s call him “Zeke” — doing his usher thing at a recent Nats game. City ordinances require this as he was blacking out, harassing the locals and eating all the red hot dogs. Our other ...
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Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? — ... . We were graced with the presence of DC brah-buddy, Zeke. You may recall Zeke for the many hats he wears in our life: Nationals Usher, blackout meatstick, connoisseur of low-end buffets, just to name a few. Zeke’s meatiness is in direct proportion to the number of jaeger bombs consumed. Two weekends ago, with the jaeger bombs flowing like wine, he was doing a rendition of the Fat Guy in a Little Coat routine and ripped one of the sleeves on his shirt, which quickly spring boarded into ripping both sleeves completely off and leaving a button down vest. Once he gets going, ...

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