The Neckbeard Returneth

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What Kyle Orton's return means for the Chicago Bears and their suffering fans. Also- The bidding for Kosuke Fukudome Begins, Michigan Can't Quit Les Miles, and dietary advice for Mike Vick. [link]

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Cheap Shots #85: We Heart Le Anne Schreiber.
Published 12/11/2007 by Signal to Noise at Signal to Noise
... ESPN’s ombudswoman lays the smack down on Colin Cowherd re: Sean Taylor. [The Big Lead] David Segui cops to steroid use. [Steroid Nation] The Neckbeard That Is Kyle Orton is starting for the Bears at QB next Monday. [Foul Balls] Hmmm….CBS opens an ESPN Zone-style restaurant in the Patriots’ complex. Conflict of interest, anyone? [Awful Announcing] Michigan just can’t quit Les Miles. [MGoBlog] Erin Andrews would never sully herself with Andre Ware. EVER. (Tell OMDQ it would ...

Did The Draft Help The Bears?
Published 5/13/2008 by Brandon at Acme Packing Company: Front Page Posts
... The disconnect between the official NFL ranks and the Football Outsiders ranks is pretty dramatic. It's hard to imagine Chicago's great 2006 defense falling to somewhere between 24th and 27th overall, so it was likely that the Bears awful offense just gave opponents too many opportunities to gain yards against a great defense. It's not an ideal situation to go into next season with QBs Rex Grossman and Neck Beard, but GM Jerry Angelo said he didn't really like any of the QBs in this draft. He almost drafted a QB in the 4th round, which I assume was either QB ...

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