The Official GROTA Stance: Welcoming Jim Edmonds with Open Arms

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 The Official GROTA Stance: Welcoming Jim Edmonds with Open Arms
After today's call with Des Moines radio host Jon Miller, I've come around about Jim Edmonds. I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, "he done smoked some crack ," and, you know what? I'd never do that. LSD is my mind-altering drug of choice. ...no, not really, I apparently do prefer crack. Some others are thinking, "aw, no he did n't!" And you'd be ... [link]

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Cubs fans form link around Wrigley in protest of Jim Edmonds
Published 5/14/2008 at Big League Stew
... Goat Riders of the Apocalypse: "Since Edmonds is the newest Cub, he shall be designated as a rookie for the duration of the '08 season (even if real rookies later join the squad). Consequently, he shall be forced to wear women's garments on all road trips, and he shall be taunted and bullied before every game. ...come to think of it, this is not unlike his normal routine." ...

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