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The Offside: Bizarro MLS
mls.theoffside.com - 4/30/2008
The Offside: Bizarro MLS
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Through completion of week 5, one would have to wonder if things have been scripted by DC Comics. --- It's Bizarro World folks; there is no denying it. + The Columbus Crew are in first place + Will Hesmer leads all keepers with 4 wins + DC United is in last place + The Dynamo are in last place, tied only with expansion team San Jose + Houston is also the only team yet to register a win.
The Offside: Bizarro MLS

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Bizarro MLS - by The Offside's Dave Martinez
San Diego MLS Project — ... Busch (always underrated in my book) leads all keepers this year, conceding only three goals, and has faced the most shots in the league at 31 total. + TFC, thus far, is the leagues CLEANEST team. I am serious. Only 4 yellows, 1 red. Amazing. + Claudio Lopez and Marcelo Gallardo have scored less goals combined than Jack Jewsbury and Alan Gordon. Can someone please tell me what is going on? http://mls.theoffside.com/kansas-city-wizards/bizarro-mls.html

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