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The Plaxico Burress Shooting, As Interpreted By Dorm Kids
The Plaxico Burress Shooting, As Interpreted By Dorm Kids
Every morning, after I brush my teeth and put some pants on, I sit down at the computer and do a YouTube search for “plaxico burress dumb.” Well, today was my lucky day, because I found this haunting re-enactment of Burress’ accidental self-shooting. He’s all ...
Burress's teammate, Steve Smith, was robbed at gunpoint
Burress's teammate, Steve Smith, was robbed at gunpoint
sports.yahoo.com — News comes out today that Steve Smith, teammate of Plaxico Burress, had a gun pointed at his... head on November 25th in a robbery that took place inside his own gated community. First things first: Smith is fine, and he played this weekend against ... (more) Burress's teammate, Steve Smith, was robbed at gunpoint
SHOCKING NEW REVELATION IN BURRESS GUN CASE
SHOCKING NEW REVELATION IN BURRESS GUN CASE
huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com — Gerry Dorsey of World Weekly News is reporting that "Burress Blames Leprechaun for Injury." "After taking counsel... with his lawyer, Burress finally surrendered to the police on Monday, with an explanation they were not expecting: Burress was aiming at a leprechaun..." (more) SHOCKING NEW REVELATION IN BURRESS GUN CASE
Giants suspend Burress for remainder of season
Giants suspend Burress for remainder of season
thesportscorner.ca — In the aftermath of Plaxico Burress’ self inflicted gun shot wound, the Giants have announced the star... wide receiver will be suspended by the team for the remaining four games of this season and placed on the non-football injured reserve list. The suspension - in addition to the injured ... (more) Giants suspend Burress for remainder of season
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In The Club With Antonio Pierce [Plaxico Burress Shooting]
Deadspin — ... Our advice to Pierce? Throw Plax under the bus. You can't save his career, but you can try not to destroy your own in the process. Plus, that Matt Damon became Jason Bourne and that was pretty awesome, wasn't it? COPS IMPOUND PIERCE'S SUV [NY POST] "Loyal to a fault, New York Giants' Antonio Pierce learning a tough lesson" [Star-Ledger] DOC BENCHED IN GIANT BOO-BOO [NY Post] The Plaxico Burress Shooting, As Interpreted By Dorm Kids [MouthPiece Sports] List: Side ...

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