I mean, what am I supposed to say? Every team I could conceivably write about today is soul shreddingly terrible. So instead of some vain effort to be happy, I will present The Washington D.C. Quiz of Desperation. The first two people to respond correctly in the comments will get a choice between a DeShawn Stevenson "I Can't Feel My Face" t-shirt and a Gilbert "My Swag Is Phenomenal" t-shirt. ...