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The Racing Sausages can Ski !!
The Racing Sausages can Ski !!
The Milwaukee Brewers' Racing Sausages continue to set the bar for all MLB mascots. Because they can freaking downhill ski. Video at HRD.
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SAINT ANDREW'S NET: SEXERCISE!
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — ... Home Run Derby knows the Milwaukee racing sausages can ski.  This should be an event at the games of the Winter Olympiad, as should a sausage eating contest.   ...

Friday's Frosty Mug
Brew Crew Ball — ... for Opening Day. Yankees P Jeff Karstens will miss Opening Day after injuring his groin in a game yesterday. Hideki Matsui missed Wednesday's game to get married. He's day-to-day. Scott Rolen's broken finger is going to keep him out until May, but at least he didn't lose the fingernail. Jose Valentin is still battling a pinched nerve in his neck, and will start 2008 in extended spring training. Home Run Derby has video of the Racing Sausages on skis. It sounds hilarious, but I can't make it work. Maybe it'll work for ...

The Scorecard: No NCAA on Opening Day? The outrage!
Big League Stew — ... Curry and then Bill Self and the Jayhawks. Photos to come on The Dagger. Around the baseball blogosphere ...  • Forget Casey At The Bat ... Here's the best baseball poem of all time, courtesy of Bobby DeNiro. [Diamond Hoggers] • You just knew this was coming: Junior takes apart Furman Bisher's codgerish article about playing baseball in Japan. [Fire Joe Morgan] • Milwaukee's famous sausages ... on a ski hill! [Home Run Derby] • Food at the new Nationals Park is expensive. [Capitol ...

Baseball Predictions That Make No Sense [Blogdome]
Deadspin — ... Watch] • Where's the love for ... the NIT? [Minute Blog] • Scandal at Arizona Western! [You Been Blinded] • Ack, Whiteboard Guy! [The Meaningful Collateral] • The U.S. women's softball team is having some trouble. [Rumors And Rants] • The Bears? More like The Rats. [Niners Nation] • It's a good time to be a sports fan in Phoenix. [The Big Picture] • Skiing sausages. [Home Run Derby] • How to dress a basketball player. [Black Fives Blog] ...

Um, Someone Tell The Italian Sausage That He's Doing It Wrong [Think Outside The Bun]
Deadspin — Hey, they told me that there would be no food allowed on the ski lift. Thank you Home Run Derby, for making us laugh at costumed baseball mascots attempting winter sports once again. That's just impressive. As a former collegiate mascot, I can tell you that it's tough enough to just walk around in a 6′6″ costume without stepping on a bunch of grade-schoolers. Let alone ski down a mountain. More photos here, including a sad, sad wipeout by the hot dog. The Milwaukee Racing Sausages Can Ski! [Home Run Derby] ...

THE AFTER PARTY
Epic Carnival — Tennessee hoops = Fail. (Loser with Socks) Someone kill the UPS white board guy. (TMC) John Mayer gives Sox-A's play-by-play in Japan. (Red Sox Monster) The Racing Sausages can ski. (Home Run Derby) The disgrace of US women's softball. (Rumors and Rants) Isiah has a chat with Jim Dolan. (BMDP) What do penguins and Shaq have in common? (AZ Sports Hub) Petulance = Shaquille O'Neal. (Empty The Bench) The Mavs locker room is open to ALL bloggers! (Awful Announcing) Is Mike Wallace juicing? ( ...

Blog Patrol: Women + Steroids = Do Not Want
FanIQ Blog — Women and steroids are a horrible, horrible mix. With hideous picture included. [Food Court Lunch] David Stern: huge jackass. [With Leather] Milwaukee's Racing Sausages can ski! Awesome. [Home Run Derby] In honor of Stephen Curry, a look back at classic sharpshooters. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante] Little known Shaq facts. [AZ Sports Hub] Tony Romo and Yoko-Romo are supposedly married already. [SPORTSbyBROOKS] Snooker players are hardcore man. And they like to ...

Blog-Some: Milwaukee Racing Sausages Go Skiing
SPORTSbyBROOKS — • HOME RUN DERBY feasts on photos & video of the Milwaukee Brewers’ racing sausages going skiing . • FOOD COURT LUNCH loses their appetite, as they see what steroids have done to ...

Your Moment of Zen
Barry Melrose Rocks — ... Not to rip off the Daily Show or anything, but if I was in charge, this would be my moment of zen at the end of the show. Sausages on skis! Thanks to Home Run Derby for it. ...

Weekend Links with Jon Marthaler
Randball — ... , Homer Derby has video footage of a skiing outing with the Miller Park Racing Sausages. Keep an eye out for two things: first, the bratwurst falling down, hurting himself, and having to be dragged off by ski patrol, presumably for “disposal” at John Kruk’s house. Second, look out for Lou Dobbs, dressed as an Italian sausage, taking out the chorizo. ...

For Those Who Blog We Salute You
SOX & Dawgs — As If I Needed Another Reason To Love The Office [Center Field] Ladies: Update Your eHarmony Profiles, STAT [Yankees Chick] Spring Training With Sarah Spain [Babes Love Baseball] The Milwaukee Racing Sausages can Ski !! [Home Run Derby] Today’s Question [Ask 14] If I Ran the Fenway Soundboard [Surviving Grady] Interregnum [38 Cliches] WVU Students Build One Hell of a Beer Pong Table [Mister Irrelevant] Barkley Sounds Off on “ESPN Clowns”: ...

This Week in Bloggernets: Skiing sausages and Davidson rule
Red Sox Monster — ... last night? Hot damn! As the Red Sox get ready to play in front of what is expected to be the largest baseball crowd in history tonight, let's get to This Week in Bloggernets, Red Sox Monster's weekly look at the weird and interesting floating around on the Web. -- I'm not sure whether to consider this awesome or terrifying: Sausages now come on skis. Personally, I like mine better in a nice tomato sauce, or maybe on a bun with some peppers and onions. ( Home Run Derby ) -- Video of Davidson's Stephen Curry getting his awesome on against Wisconsin last night. ( ...

Milwaukee Racing Sausages Hit the Slopes
FanHouse — ... has become a bit of a ubiquitous event across the Web and TV when Brewers highlights are shown, because hey, who doesn't like huge sausages racing each other? (Don't answer that, Nats fans.) And they've apparently become mini-celebrities as well. The above video highlights the sausages back at the beginning of the month at Wilmont Mountain's Winter Carnival. If "The Daily Show" hasn't featured this as a moment of zen yet, surely it's on the way. Via Home Run Derby.   Permalink | Email this ...

Weekend links (best of!) with Jon Marthaler
Randball — ... *Homer Derby had video footage of a skiing outing with the Miller Park Racing Sausages. Keep an eye out for two things: first, the bratwurst falling down, hurting himself, and having to be dragged off by ski patrol, presumably for “disposal” at John Kruk’s house. Second, look out for Lou Dobbs, dressed as an Italian sausage, taking out the chorizo. ...

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