THE REAL REASON THE COWBOYS LOST

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If I tried to use my brain to figure out why the Cowboys lost to the Giants yesterday, I probably would have come up with some combination of dropped passes, missed tackles, and sloppy special teams play.  But that just shows how dumb I am, because the bastion of journalism that is the New York Post revealed Dallas's real downfall. Even a fake Jessica Simpson was good enough to throw ... [link]

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Fake Jessica Simpson Jinxes Tony Romo
Published 1/14/2008 by Stephanie Stradley at FanHouse
... the difference - Romo's final drive was stopped short of the end zone. You're welcome, New York! I guess Romo can take comfort that his dating life isn't as high profile strange as dating Britney Spears, but it's pretty ridiculously close if newspapers are hiring jinxing clones and Terrell Owens come up with his own version of "Leave Tony Romo alone!" (the previous link is TO, and the above link is a YouTubed fan effort.) (HT: With Leather) Previously at FanHouse: Everything Romessica ...

CARL IS LESS PISSED THAN USUAL
Published 1/14/2008 at With Leather - Sports news and gossip for your impressionable young children
div#main{overflow:visible;} I don't know what kind of operation the people at adult swim are running that allows them to take three weeks off from making Carl videos, but I'm glad they're back, because I'd had just about enough of writing the full ...

This Week's Links (1/14-1/18)
Published 1/18/2008 by Vegas Watch at Vegas Watch
BBTF hands out some Gold Gloves. Listen, Buster. Listen. He listened! The Post not making much sense. Carl echoes the same thoughts, except Carl is joking. Sheehan's '08 breakout candidates. Duke or UNC? Shaughnessy at it again. Jack Morris for the HoF? In that case, how about Rob Nen? Grant Wahl doesn't include UNC in his "Magic Eight". His reasoning behind this is questionable (see update).

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