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the sexy crimes: an unofficial pat burrell fan page
the bat goes deep in houston... and then he hit a homerun the bat went deep in houston last night… and he also hit a pinch run homer to lead the phils to victory (some other dude went 3-5 with some rbis and stuff too) so, we haven’t posted about our trip yet because: a) it takes me at least 5 days to rejoin civilization after i go on benders like that b) clare hasn’t posted her pictures on ...
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Blogponents: Philadelphia Phillies
Center Field — ... Beer Leaguer: premier Phillies site - super-quick with news, fantastic game threads and extremely knowledgeable commenters The 700 Level: Enrico's blog covers the Iggles and Sixers and Flyers as well, but his Phillies work is genius - it's very "Red Sox Monster"-ish with funny news bits and videos The Sexy Crimes: two guys from Canada explore their man-crush on Pat Burrell - wickedly funny Plunk Chutley: hilarious blog about random Phillies ephemera- and the best Phils blog around (I may be biased since Clare is a good friend of ...

Devil Rays Fans: Best &/Or Sexiest Sign Ever?
Bugs & Cranks — ... From the weirdos over at The Sexy Crimes. And I mean “weirdos” in the nicest possible way…. ...

The Fightins dot com Flashback: Pat Burrell
The Fightins — ... And here’s a pic that would make those Canadians over at The Sexy Crimes blush, Pat Burrell demonstrating what made him such a hit with the ladies in the Delaware Valley for all those years: ...

Imposter, Missed Players, and Sandcastles
We Should Be GM's — ... The picture of the "Burrell Stance" is brought to you by the characters of The Sexy Crimes. WSBGM's is frightened of life without Pat, but unlike The Sexy Crimes, we've moved onward and continue to post despite the depressing realization that The Bat will no longer be manning left field. ...

Pat Burrell Cometh, Crazies Follow
Rays Index — ... the sexy crimes is an “unofficial pat burrell fan page” run by two guys (yes, guys. but that’s OK, we don’t judge) from Vancouver, that have an inexplicable fear of capital letters, and an even more inexplicable title and banner (above). In their own words: ...

How Pat Burrell Can Help YOU Get Women
The Fightins — ... And just in case you are in the market for something similar (looking at you, Sexy Crimes), Mr. Whitmore told me he got it from eBay off of someone who makes customized window decals. ...

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