No Sex In The Bills Bathroom
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... security officers long to figure out the cause of what police later called a “public disturbance” in the restroom.
A woman, law enforcement officials said Monday, was having sex with her boyfriend in a bathroom stall.
The couple was arrested, two of 37 people arrested at the stadium by Orchard Park police and Erie County sheriff’s deputies before, during and after Sunday’s Bills-Jets game.
Whatever. I’m sure it was worth it.
(Gracias, Sports by Brooks.)
Baby girl, may I pleasure you in an upper concourse bathroom?
Shutdown Corner —
... is in the newspaper!"
"Really? That's great! What did she do?"
"Well, let's see here ... Bills game ... Ralph Wilson Stadium ... public
disturbance? Oh God ... Oh, Bill, you don't want to know."
"Just tell me!"
"Fine. Our little girl was arrested for getting nailed in the crapper at a Bills
game."
And from there, my guess is that Mr. Venneman did have a good day at work.
Gracias, Sports
by Brooks.
Baby girl, can we get together in an upper concourse bathroom?
Shutdown Corner —
... "Really? That's great! What did she do?"
"Well, let's see here ... Bills game ... Ralph Wilson Stadium ... public
disturbance? Oh God ... Oh, Bill, you don't want to know."
"Just tell me!"
"Our little ray of sunshine was arrested for fornicating in a filthy bathroom stall at a Bills
game."
And from there, my guess is that Mr. Venneman did have a good day at work.
Gracias, Sports
by Brooks.
10 Bills Fans You DON’T Want to Have a Quickie With
Hail Mary Jane —
... During last weekends Jets/Bills game at Ralph Wilson stadium, a couple of horny Bills fans decided that it would be a good idea to go and try to have sex in one of the bathroom stalls. ...
I ONCE GOT BUSY IN A BUFFALO BATHROOM
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... by Orchard Park police and Erie County sheriff’s deputies before, during and after Sunday’s Bills-Jets game.
The douchey-looking Bills fan you see in the image, by the way, is none other than resident Photoshop contributor 289, who has apparently been working out and getting taller since I last saw him. And he’s also having sex with Emmy Rossum via use of a photo editing program. Which, really, is the most rewarding kind of sex for a blogger.
[Sports by Brooks] ...
