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There's no putting lipstick on this pig
There's no putting lipstick on this pig
In case you missed it, the Gophers dropped their final game of the season and final game ever in the dome in memorable fashion. Box Score 55-0 BTN Highlights When listening to Kirk Ferentz post game I think he accurately described the Gopher's season while talking about his own.  ...
Rescuing Minnesota: A Three-Point Plan To Effect A New Paradigm of Success
Rescuing Minnesota: A Three-Point Plan To Effect A New Paradigm of Success
thedailygopher.com — Oops Pow Surprise is a founder and senior member of Black Heart Gold Consulting , an Iowa-based form that specializes in strategizing and public relations. Greetings, Daily Gophers! If you're wondering why this post is here, before last ... (more) Rescuing Minnesota: A Three-Point Plan To Effect A New ...
There's no putting lipstick on this pig
ballhype.com — In case you missed it, the Gophers dropped their final game of the season and final game ever in the dome in memorable fashion. (more) There's no putting lipstick on this pig
Hate Bowl : Second Quarter
Hate Bowl : Second Quarter
thedailygopher.com — Unbeknownst to most readers, the real Iowa-Minnesota football game won't be at the Metrodome this weekend; it has already been played . After an agreement by Governors Chet Culver and Tim Pawlenty, the two states agreed to take part in an epic ... (more) Hate Bowl : Second Quarter
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Profiles in Disillusion: Washington redefines the genre
Dr. Saturday — ... The Daily Gopher notes that, despite a dramatically better defense and turnover margin and the most improved record in the country over 2007, the Gopher offense actually regressed in pretty much every way: Fewer yards, fewer points, fewer touchdowns, more three-and-outs, more punts and a dramatically lower third down percentage in the same number of possessions. So let the debate begin: ...

Welcome to the Offseason of Schadenfreude
Black Heart Gold Pants — If you thought there was plenty of opportunity to take pleasure in the sheer agony of others during this football season, well, there was. For instance, this was fucking hilarious But if you thought this heavy dose of schadenfreude ended with the season, think again.  First there was Gene Chizik [Really?  Saban LOL --ed.] taking his stellar 5-19 mark from Iowa State to Auburn, leaving his players scorned and Jamie Pollard inconsolable (and creating my ...

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