These Things Are Stupid

RedsArmy posted 4/16/2008 from redsarmy.wordpress.com [flag]

I’m officially sick of those “shooting sleeves” that everyone wears now. They don’t make you shoot better. They only make you look like a giant douche. “Hey, look at me, I’ve got a cut up piece of pantyhose on my arm. I’m cool.” No, you’re not. Hey, you know who wears that look? Avril Levigne. So I hope Vince Carter is about to come out with some fake teen angst song soon. [link]

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Reading is Great! Wednesday’s NBA Links
Published 4/16/2008 by Andrew Thell at Empty the Bench
Hardwood Paroxysm - Now you, too, can live out your D-League dream. Need4Sheed - Don’t nobody got no influence on ‘Sheed Wallace. Red’s Army - Red has had it up to here with the Avril Lavign armwarmers. Slam Dunk Central - Mike Woodson with a shaved head. Should be… interesting. Hoops Addict - The math is simple: Chris Paul is your 2007-08 NBA MVP. Forum Blue & ...

I Wonder What Bill Sees In Her
Published 5/29/2008 by redsarmy at RedsArmy.com: The Voice Of Celtics Fans
... Linda Holliday, girlfriend of Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, laughs as she hides two basketballs from her favorite Celtic, Ray Allen. By the way… I’m well aware that I said this about guys wearing those shooting sleeves. They don’t make you shoot better. They only make you look like a giant douche. “Hey… look at me… I’ve got a cut up piece of pantyhose on my arm. I’m cool.” No… you’re not. But considering what we’ve seen from Ray lately… I ...

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