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A Star Is Zorn
A Star Is Zorn
the search is frynally over for the next Redskins coach and time will only tell how Zorny things will get so in the meantime lettuce enjoy these awful photoshops we found on the netz and from the dude who brought us ' My Bironas ' comes 'Who The Hell Should I Hire?' and here's a view to a killer photocrap we cobbled together in 8.3 seconds...
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DEBACLED!
Kissing Suzy Kolber — ... CRUISE KEANU REEVES *Save for Bram and a few others. And as for you Mr. Zorn, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt for now... but watch your damn step. Redskins fans get pissed enough when you confuse the colors burgundy and maroon, but confusing gold for black? I'm already worried that you're taking Mark Shapiro's retard pills. The combine can't get here quickly enough. photoshop via Thighs Wide Shut who got it from somewhere else. Here perhaps?

Today's Top Five: Gil = Puff, Zorn Shirts
D.C. Sports Bog — ... my leg around my thigh and I just poured a whole bottle of baby powder in there. Against L.A. I remember driving to the hole and got hit by Keyon Dooling and all you see is POOF, a cloud of smoke of baby powder. That's what I'm saying, it's funny now at 26-years old laugh at it, but it hurt then. My teammates used to be like, "Oh, there goes Puff the Magic Dragon." 2) Every Jim Zorn/Daniel Snyder photoshop you could ever imagine, plus a Tom Cruise one, culled from the internetz on Thighs Wide Shut . Some of the ancillary images are possibly offensive and possibly NSFW, ...

Blog-A-Roni: Tony & Jessica Hang Loose In Hawaii
SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... leis down pics of Tony Romo& Jessica Simpson hanging loose in Hawaii for Pro Bowl Weekend: Guess she’s not such a jinx after all . • SIGNAL TO NOISE racks up the frequent flyer miles, as an Internet exec in Denver tries to coach a high school team in Virginia . • DEUCE OF DAVENPORT discovers a new way for bloggers & other desk jockeys to stay in shape while working with the new $4,000 Tread Desk . • THIGHS WIDE SHUT crops up some photoshop fun with Dan Snyder& Jim Zorn : • Speaking of the Redskins, EAST COAST BIAS notes it would be ...

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