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This Is Not as Funny as Masturbation
But really, what the hell is? Below is the new ESPN commercial promoting fantasy baseball. I think it’s pretty clear that ESPN (the network, not the Web site) is basically evil in a 1984/V for Vendetta kind of way, but theirs ads are still pretty money. You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video “Don’t trade Prince Fielder.” HT:  ...
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Brew Crew Ball — ... and a Miss, a Phillies blog, has some advice for Cole Hamels that likely also applies to Fielder: Want more money? Go play. And from the "it could always be worse" category, MLB Trade Rumors notes that BJ Upton, who went .300-24-82 last season, was renewed for $10,000 less than he made in '07. The Orioles also renewed Nick Markakis, their 2007 leader in HR and RBI. ESPN offers some friendly advice, though: Don't Trade Prince Fielder. Advocating for violence is always wrong, so I'll stop short of that, ...

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