This Will Help With My Army of Baby Zombies

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Hot Clicks: Kim Kardashian talks to us
Published 3/28/2008 at SI.com - Extra Mustard
... We can't really explain this next item well enough to do it justice, but if you have a young child or one on the way, and you want your child to root for the baseball team that you root for, there are DVDs that will help you brainwash your baby into doing so. ...

Sports Team Videos for Babies Ruining America
Published 3/29/2008 by Tuffy at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... science tests! Why does the United States spend so much on defense and so little on education? The video games and the hula hoops the kids are into - ruining America! (This is not a gratuitous cheerleader shot) Why can’t America address the underlying problems facing its youth? Namely, how the hell is Team Baby Entertainment still in business? Who is buying these shiny discs of evil? And can we get their mailing list to arrange a sterilization program? You know… reasonable measures. BUGS AND CRANKS investigates. Apparently, Team Baby has grown by crawls and ...