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Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
January 8, 2009 | Onion Sports WASHINGTON—Fashion consultant and Project Runway host Tim Gunn surprised the Washington Wizards Monday by unexpectedly arriving at the Verizon Center locker room and offering to help Wizards players shop for less repulsive uniforms. "I happened to see the Wizards ...
Game Notes: Toronto vs. Washington
Game Notes: Toronto vs. Washington
hoopsaddict.com — -As soon as I arrived to the arena, I saw a press release from Toronto Raptors, indicating that guard/forward Hassan Adams had been traded to the Los Angeles Clippers for cash considerations and a future second round pick. When I spoke to Raptors ... (more) Game Notes: Toronto vs. Washington
Wizards Put Evil Spell On Cavaliers Win 80-77
Wizards Put Evil Spell On Cavaliers Win 80-77
slamdunkcentral.com — During the 11 years that I was blessed to be a radio reporter in Cleveland from 1995 through 2006, the only times that I was not thoroughly pumped about covering a Cavaliers game was on those rare Sunday matinee games. Sunday afternoon the Cleveland Cavaliers appeared to be feeling like I used...... (more) Wizards Put Evil Spell On Cavaliers Win 80-77
Wizards Game 34 Blog vs. Toronto Raptors: Groundhog Day Continues
Wizards Game 34 Blog vs. Toronto Raptors: Groundhog Day Continues
bulletsforever.com — Bargnani Turns Around Gay via flickr/phillenium1979 The Raps have cats out tonight.....Moon, O'Neal and Calderon....no sympathy here. In case you missed it, I had a Q&A session with RaptorsBlog.com before the game. Read my answers about ... (more) Wizards Game 34 Blog vs. Toronto Raptors: Groundhog Day ...
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"In the process of finding out about a number of ways to be more stylish, I also became aware of...
Bullets Forever — ... Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping for Less Hideous Uniforms. You can probably guess who the source is.

NBA Essentials: Contours of Blatche's Waist
FanHouse — ... * Andray Blatche (sort of): "Thankfully, I found out that the top I was wearing was too long, which deemphasized the contours of my waist." -- The Onion, via ...

‘We drifted on down into no man’s land / We crossed the river called the Rio Grande’
Uni Watch — ... (with thanks to Peter Kaszczak). … Hahahahahahaha. … Did you know that Robbie Ftorek and Claude Larose both wore No. 8 at the same time while playing for the WHA’s Cincy Stingers in 1977? I didn’t, until Jeff Barak pointed me toward ...

Tim Gunn and the Wizards ‘Make It Work’
Mr. Irrelevant — As dedicated followers of both the Wiz and Project Runway, this Onion piece resonates with our delicate sensibilities: Watching video footage of himself with Gunn, center Andray Blatche admitted that he was embarrassed when the chief creative officer for Liz Claiborne revealed that the material of his jersey was bunching up in the back when he jumped for rebounds … “Thankfully, I found out that the top I was wearing was too long, which deemphasized the contours of my waist,” Blatche added. I’m not sure ...

The 10-man rotation, starring Iverson vs. Billups
Ball Don't Lie — ... Cornrows. Danny Granger is a platypus. It all makes sense now. SF: Posted Sports, via CS. Jose Calderon, like many Torontonians, can't watch his Raps' play on TV. SG: Celtics Blog. Celtics' writer Steve Weinman thinks the fan experience at the IZOD is a joke. PG: Brew Hoop. One possible reason Ridnour is getting so many ASG votes: people loved him in Juno. 6th: The Onion. Project Runway host Tim Gunn takes the Wizards shopping for less hideous ...

Shootaround: Jan. 9, 2009
RaptorBlog.com — ... when O'Neal gets back? Dave Feschuk wrote about the growing perception that the Celtics can be beaten if you stand up to their intimidation tactics. TrueHoop has the NBA's response to the Portland Trail Blazers' threatening email to other teams about signing Darius Miles. Funk legend Bootsy Collins wrote a team anthem for the Cleveland Cavaliers. I suspect that, in response, MLSE will reunite Moxy Fruvous to compose the Raptors' theme song. The Onion: Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms Ball Don't Lie + ...

Lancelot Links: Morning Edition
Josh Q. Public — ... sports and beyond: Rickey Henderson And Jim Rice Do Top 10 On Letterman  (Sox And Dawgs) Eli Manning:  I’m Rich Bitch  (NY Daily News) Rock The Vote NBA Style  (The Love Of Sports) Athletes And Comic Books  (Bet Fair) Cheerleaders Cheerleaders And More Cheerleaders  (Manofest) Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms  (The Onion) Manny Pacquiao Is A Greedy Little Monkey  (Hot Non Porn) ...

The women's Final Four gets high marks in ugly court design
The Dagger — ... like me, you accidentally stumbled upon the women's Final Four because you were trying to find the MLB opener on ESPN (only to discover that it was on ESPN2), you might have caught a glimpse one of the ugliest court designs in history. Because St. Louis is hosting this year's womens's Final Four, somebody thought it'd be a good idea to put the city's most famous landmark, the Gateway Arch, onto the court. All over the court, that is: As Tim Gunn might say, "it's hideous." It's been said that organizers decided to put the arch on the court in ...

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