TMS Rants: What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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Victorious Montreal fans help city, burn off excess police cars
Published 4/22/2008 at Puck Daddy
... and from red-faced fellow Habs fans: "I'm proud to call this city my home for nearly 40 years. But now we look like idiots to everyone else. So this morning, I am no longer proud. I'm just f--king embarrassed." ...

Ain't No Party Like a French-Canadian Party
Published 4/22/2008 at The Sporting Blog
... A couple fights broke out and police cars were also attacked at that point." Despite increased police presence deployed to the streets before Monday night's game, rioters burnt or smashed 16 police cars as well as other vehicles, according to a preliminary police investigation. Ten businesses were either vandalized or broken into, although Gingras said the damage was limited. As expected, the majority of Habs fans are much more non-violent (they are, after all, French), and are completely embarrassed by this whole thing . (Video H/T: ...

Habs Win! Ensuing Victory Riot Will Follow The Usual Route
Published 4/22/2008 by Senators Lost Cojones at Five For Smiting
... So thank you Montreal! While some may frown upon your exuberance and youthful enthusiasm, don't ever change. We love you. We love you for once again reestablishing yourself, with the able assistance of a few inebriated pioneers, as the very essence of trend setting urban behaviour. While the rest of the world contents itself with the mundane, waiting as it does for actual "championships" before it unleashes it joyous destruction, the wondrous metropolis of Montreal, that beautiful, wretched, panting, heavily mascaraed, fantastic whore of a city, has shown us up for the ...

Game Sevens Beyond Thunderdome [NHL Closer]
Published 4/23/2008 by Leitch at Deadspin
... a lot more of this: * Owen Nelson and Kelly Devins contributed to the filing of this post Puckdumps * Another Puckdump? This is worse than the time the KB compared the Vancouver management situation to The Family Guy. Just kidding. [a href="http://communities.canada.com/theprovince/blogs/kurtenblog/archive/2008/04/21/the-canucks-according-to-family-guy.aspx">Orland Kurtenblog] * A final word on the riots in Montreal. [Four Habs Fans] * Photographic evidence that the actor who portrayed Principal Feeny on ...