Today In Very Obvious News: Richie Sexson is a Tool

With Malice... found this 5/10/2008 on fivetooltool.blogspot.com [flag]

Tonight in Seattle, Richie Sexson charged the mound to attack Rangers pitcher Kason Gabbard on a ball that was over the middle of the plate and two feet away from being a called strike. He was anticipating contact following a couple of plunked hitters, including some obvious headhunting by King Felix Hernandez on Rangers second baseman Ian Kinsler. Normally, I could care about baseball ... [link]

Tags:

MLB

Richie Sexson

Texas Rangers

Seattle Mariners

Kason Gabbard

Felix Hernandez

Comments

Links (1)

Blogsifting - Do you feel you’ve been rehabilitated?
Published 5/10/2008 by withmalice at With Malice...
... Richie Sexson’s mind-fart. Get the details from the excellent Five Tool Tool. ...

Related Content

On Richie Sexson, Kason Gabbard, And Outright Idiocy

jamcadbury posted 5/9/2008 from mvn.com

Video and descriptions of the absurd, yet exciting brawl between the Texas Rangers and the Seattle Mariners on Thursday evening.

Rangers Improving; Mariners Regressing; Sexson’s a Lummox

illya posted 5/9/2008 from www.dugoutcentral.com

Richie Sexson is a lummox. He deserves a night in jail.

Tale of the Tape: Sexson vs. Gabbard, who would win?

wcbias posted 5/10/2008 from www.wcbias.com

Who would’ve won an NHL-style brawl had Seattle Mariners “slugger” Richie Sexson not been a pansy and actually thrown a punch at Kason Gabbard? WCBias.com breaks it down: With that size, reach and enough pop for 300 career bombs, you’d have to label Sexson the favorite Then again, with a .209 average and 36 strikeouts in 33 games, he might have a hard time connecting on his swings at the ...

Mariners' Sexson suspended six games by MLB

The Mets Report found this 5/10/2008 on msn.foxsports.com

Seattle slugger Richie Sexson was suspended for six games and fined Friday by Major League Baseball after charging the mound and throwing his helmet at a Texas pitcher the previous night. Bob Watson, baseball's vice president in charge of discipline, ...

Talkin’ Baseball, Steroids and “The Code” With Author Ross Bernstein

Dave Rouleau posted 5/10/2008 from seamheads.com

"The Code" in baseball is an interesting aspect but often not discussed aspect of the game. Just this past week, both Richie Sexson and Joba Chamberlain have caused ripples in the game because of it. In Sexson's case, he thought a Kason Gabbard pitch was a little too high (it was) and a little too tight (it wasn't) and charged the mound. The incident led to a bench-clearing brawl spearheaded ...

Rangers to put incident behind them
Kason Gabbard is reluctant to talk about his fourth-inning altercation with Mariners first baseman Richie Sexson on Thursday in Seattle, the Rangers' pitcher says that he did not intentionally throw at the Mariners' first baseman.

Seattle's Sexson Draws Six-Game Suspension
Richie Sexson is suspended for six games and fined by MLB after charging the mound and throwing his helmet at Rangers LHP Kason Gabbard.

Baseball suspends Mariners slugger Sexson for 6 games
Seattle slugger Richie Sexson was suspended for six games and fined Friday by Major League Baseball after charging the mound and throwing his helmet at a Texas pitcher the previous night.

Mariners' Sexson suspended for six games following Thursday night's brawl
John McLaren stepped into the sunlit home dugout of Safeco Field, glanced at a large media contingent waiting and muttered to himself, "A few more people here today." Indeed,...

Seattle's Sexson banned for charging pitcher
Seattle Mariners first baseman Richie Sexson on Friday was suspended for six games for charging Texas pitcher Kason Gabbard during Thursday's 5-0 victory by the Rangers.