TOM BRADY GOT $3 MILLION TO BE HANDSOME

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 TOM BRADY GOT $3 MILLION TO BE HANDSOME
While all you ladies and closeted homosexuals (myself included) wait for Tom Brady's possible deal with Calvin Klein underwear, here are Dreamboat's new ads for smartwater from Glaceau .  As you can see, smartwater is excellent for staying hydrated while jumping rope, getting out of helicopters, and hand-selecting your next lover from the local youth football team.  From the Boston ... [link]

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Blog-O-Rama: Marisa Miller AOL Girl of the Year
Published 1/4/2008 by jason at SPORTSbyBROOKS
... • WITH LEATHER drinks in news of Tom Brady getting $3 million to peddle water. ...

The January 4 Hot Link Orgy
Published 1/4/2008 by chris at Blog of Hilarity
... –The New England Patriots’ Tom Brady has some fantastic new ads for Glaceau. I looked up synonyms for “gay” and that’s what came up. [With Leather] ...

Tom Brady Wants You To Buy Some Water [Drink In The Manliness]
Published 1/4/2008 at Deadspin
Glaceau smartwater; magic elixir of the Gods. Too bad it wasn't around in 2000, when Brady posed for this photo for the NFL combine. How times have changed. Now our hero is toting the water in a new series of print ads (the real ads can be found here), for which he was paid a reported $3 million. I like the one where he's jogging from a helicopter. How else is he going to visit his baby son and his supermodel girlfriend during the same off week? It's exhausting. You need electrolyte-enhanced vitamin water to keep up that pace! When Brady was in high school, if you'd have told me he would ...

Tom Brady Does Ads, Too
Published 1/4/2008 by J Money at Boiled Sports
If you like Peyton Manning, the next time some schmuck mocks him for doing so many commercials, try to gently point out that Tom Brady does ads, too, but they seem to be all print ads. I guess after Manning truly outperformed him on SNL (and in last year's AFC title game -- oh no he din't!), Tom just decided to stick with photos. He is rather handsome, after all. With Leather has the scoop on his $3 million deal to drink this French-sounding water, Glaceau. Three million, huh? Yeah, that guy does nothing but focus on football. Right. What bothers me most about the above photo, though, is the flow of ...

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