Tom Henke's Army: The New Blood

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The Morning Tailgate
Published 4/3/2008 at STLSportsMag
... ] An ode to baseball players who were brave enough to wear regular glasses onto the playing field [ JoeSportsFan.com ]

PM Roundup: Door Ajar for a Favre Return?
Published 4/3/2008 by TheBigLead at The Big Lead
... This will, unquestionably, be the 2nd funniest story you see all day (after the masturbating Penn State baller). Tom Henke’s Army is strong. (Joe Sports Fan) ...

Morning Constitutional: Ewing Does the Impossible
Published 4/4/2008 at The Sporting Blog
We're pleased to be presenting these posts from around the web. They're probably better than ours: > Patrick Ewing Jr. deserves a trip to the Gold Club | The Dagger Amazingly, Ewing Jr. did not win last night's dunk contest, despite having what was clearly the best jam of the evening: > Charles and Kenny Change Diapers | Brahsome Things get weird on the TNT set when fake feces comes out of a fake baby's backside during a diaper changing competition. > Top 10 Worst Franchises in Pro Sports | Sports Nation How are the Orioles not on this list? > DeShawn's Birthday Party: The Photos | D.C. Sports Bog The ...

Hot Clicks: NBA cheerleaders vs. European cheerleaders
Published 4/4/2008 at SI.com - Extra Mustard
... Now that we've covered the red haired, light skinned and freckled athlete, let's look at the baseball players who have sported glasses throughout the years. ...

Links Of The Week
Published 4/4/2008 by The Ghosts at The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
Before we jump into this week's links, we'll kick off with a little food for thought. Last night, I went to the Yankees-Blue Jays game at Yankee Stadium and the experience shed a little light on the events thus far this season. I was wearing a winter coat and still froze my balls off. It was so cold, washing your hands in the bathroom felt like pouring hydrochloric acid on chapped skin and holding a beer was like grabbing a frozen flagpole with wet bare hands. In other words, the thought of making contact with a wooden bat must have hurt like hell and running would be a dangerous proposition. Translation: it's way to ...

A Very Special Link Dump
Published 4/4/2008 by McD at Rumors and Rants
... this is the greatest play Patrick Ewing Jr. has made on a basketball court in five years of college basketball (2 at Indiana and 3 at Georgetown) - YouTube Sports Blogs can be fun AND informational, children! The 23 biggest sports stadia in the world - Pro Traveller USC defensive end Everson Griffen gets arrested for abusing a freshman at USC - USCRipsIt/YouTube This is what you get for buying a comic published by Lens Crafters - Joe Sports Fan Man, Sabermetrics really CAN prove anything. Including how Kirby Puckett and Gary ...

If The Office met Major League Baseball ...
Published 4/10/2008 at Big League Stew
... •Dwight likes the Blue Jays ... but only because his glasses would qualify him for an instant lieutenancy in the ranks of Tom Henke's Army. ...

Morning Constitutional: Ewing Does the Impossible
Published 4/13/2008 at The Sporting Blog
We're pleased to be presenting these posts from around the web. They're probably better than ours: > Patrick Ewing Jr. deserves a trip to the Gold Club | The Dagger Amazingly, Ewing Jr. did not win last night's dunk contest, despite having what was clearly the best jam of the evening: > Charles and Kenny Change Diapers | Brahsome Things get weird on the TNT set when fake feces comes out of a fake baby's backside during a diaper changing competition. > Top 10 Worst Franchises in Pro Sports | Sports Nation How are the Orioles not on this list? > DeShawn's Birthday Party: The Photos | D.C. Sports Bog The ...

Will the Brewers have a mustache renaissance this year?
Published 4/25/2008 at Big League Stew
... before the 2007 season. But it's Friday afternoon, it's been a long week and if I want to make a Brewers mustache college that features Henke's Army enlistee Jim Gantner four different times, then, dammit, I'm going to go right ahead and make a Brewers mustache collage. ...

Lakers-Celtics: Something's Missing
Published 6/4/2008 at JoeSportsFan.com
... Damn the contact lense. Damn Lasik. These newfangled inventions rob us fans of one of the true characteristics that gave these players the character that is so absent these days – their shades. We’ve delved into Tom Henke’s Army of spectacle-wearing baseball players on this site many times, but never looked at their basketball brethren. Let’s just say that if such an Army existed in the NBA, its headquarters would have been Los Angeles circa 1985. ...

LASIK surgery? Say it ain't so, Rance Mulliniks!
Published 7/2/2008 by 'Duk at Big League Stew
... No, Virginia, there is definitely not a Santa Claus, at least not in a world where Rance Mulliniks, a sergeant in Tom Henke's Army, ditches his specs and opts for the all-corrective vision surgery that is ...

Tom Henke's Army: Back For More Blood
Published 7/23/2008 at JoeSportsFan.com
... . . . . The new blood... . . . . . . . . . . Don't let your eyes be a hindrance.  Make General Henke proud.  _ Tom Henke's Army: The New Blood

The Nail in the Coffin: Your 2008 Toronto Blue Jays
Published 13 days ago by 'Duk at Big League Stew
... projection: 83 victories Current pace: 86 Moments in the Sun: Team makes inspired, if irrelevant, late season charge with 10-game win streak; Jays make most excellent retro uni choice, resurrecting the powder blues;  Female fan streaks during home opener; Workhorse Roy Halladay continues to show modern day pitchers how it used to be done in the old days; Tom Henke's Army comes together Moments of Despair: A.J. Burnett tips cap to ...