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Tony Parker Is Frustrated
Tony Parker Is Frustrated
Tony Parker had a rough night in San Antonio's Game 2 loss to the Suns on Tuesday night. He followed up his 31 point performance in Game 1 with 13 points on a 5-for-14 shooting night. Some will tell you it's because of the defense the Suns played on him that caused him to miss so many shots. They would be wrong. No, Tony had a bad night because he's frustrated. Sexually frustrated. I
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TONY PARKER CHOSE THIS FATE
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This isn't going to end well
100% Injury Rate — ... As everyone knows by now, Eva Longoria has decided to neuter Tony Parker until they get married so that he can focus on winning an NBA Championship. While I'm wondering what the heck Longoria will do to Parker if he doesn't win an NBA Championship this year, With Leather has dug up some info that makes it clear that Longoria is well,

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