Tony Romo Gets Dumped
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TONY ROMO AND JESSICA SIMPSON BROKE UP?
Published 5/13/2008 at With Leather
... Jessica Simpson.” The next day, Romo threw out the first pitch and butchered "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley, America's premier baseball stadium for horny drunks in their 20s. Coincidence? More importantly, is the story true? And more importantly than that, will Jessica take some naked photos already? Because trying to get nude candids from the court-mandated 500 yards is freakin' impossible. [via KSK, which blames the Hoff]
Tony Romo and Jessica Break Up
Published 5/13/2008 by Eze at EBSports Blog
[image] OMG!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Like omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why am I posting this stupid topic? Well, because, I have nothing better to do…and it’s evening time in Afghanistan, so, my potential day of catching terrorists is in its typical normal evening down-time. According to KSK , Tony Romo and Jessica have split up… I mean, I know she’s hot, but she’s just too stupid. I don’t think I could bring myself to screw someone who is functionally retarded. And according to me, Papa Joe now has Jessica’s vag-ine all to himself now. You go boy. Real report of it ...
High Five
Published 5/13/2008 by Fornelli (noreply@blogger.com) at Foul Balls
... ] Tony Romo's rendition of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" proves to be rather costly. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber ] Much like the Bulls, the Suns are no closer to finding their next coach. [ ...
Sports' biggest non-stories
Published 5/15/2008 by The Big Picture (noreply@blogger.com) at The Big Picture
... like a list. The biggest non-stories in sports from the last year or so: 8. Barbaro Nope. Very much a story. 7. Joba Chamberlain's antics. Fans, too, no longer should pump fist, yell or gyrate. Gyrate? 6. What to do with 756? Send it to Cooperstown? Send it to the Hall with an asterisk? Launch it into space? Ah. Mark Eckō. Fashion designer. Baseball purist. 5. Jessica and Tony split. Good for US Weekly, People or National ...

