Tony Romo Jessica Simpson Breakup
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Hot Clicks: Reports say Simpson and Romo are done
Published 5/13/2008 at SI.com - Extra Mustard
... We have no idea if this is true or not, but reports say that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have broken up. We wonder if ...
Tony Romo Gets Dumped
Published 5/13/2008 by Unsilent Majority at Kissing Suzy Kolber
... This is my house you addlebrained cum-guzzler.
Jess: Whatever, you’re a loser!
Tony: Bitch!
[Jessica enters]
Jess: You can’t call me that, my new man is coming over here and his friend is gonna kick your ass!
Tony: Whate-
[loud crashing noise]
Jess: Oh KITT, I love you more than anything, and I wanna have your car-babies!
Sad but (supposedly) true, Tony and Jess are no more.
Big thanks to LSUFreek for the magic.
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Tony Romo and Jessica Break Up
Published 5/13/2008 by Eze at EBSports Blog
... , Tony Romo and Jessica have split up… I mean, I know she’s hot, but she’s just too stupid. I don’t think I could bring myself to screw someone who is functionally retarded. And according to me, Papa Joe now has Jessica’s vag-ine all to himself now. You go boy. Real report of it here

