Dear Diary, First, I'd just like to reiterate that keeping a diary in no way puts my manhood into question, but you know that, diary. People are just jealous of your Hello Kitty stickers. Like, OMG, people need to get a life and stop being jealous. Second, as you also know, I tend to take my sports a little too seriously at times. I make a lot of statements that some people would call ...