TOP 10 NORV TURNER MURDER FANTASIES FOR LADANIAN TOMLINSON'S FANTASY FOOTBALL OWNERS

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by DMtShooter , Five Tool Tool 10. In the conservatory, with a lead pipe 9. Spontaneous "Spanners"-style head explosion from the force of millions of minds of pure hate 8. Tossed from a high building that has a tight grid of piano wire strung underneath it, so that his stupid, stupid brain is strained, then left to rain down on the stupid, stupid heads of the Chargers front office that ... [link]

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Epic Drop: Killing Norv Turner
Published 9/24/2007 by DMtShooter at Five Tool Tool - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back
... Your list is here, and my condolences to the Shooter Brother (who has lived in SoCal long enough to commit football bigamy with the Chargers). Here's a simple rule of thumb for NFL GMs going forward: if your candidate has ever been fired by the Raiders, cross him off your list. (I realize this will also keep Art Shell out of the league, which is a huge disappointment to the gambling community. Sorry, fellow degenerates.) ...

Good Stuff ...
Published 9/24/2007 by DCScrap at Our Book of Scrap
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Norv Turner: The Anti-Belichick
Published 9/25/2007 by Adam at Arrowhead Addict | A Kansas City Chiefs Sports Blog
... TOP 10 NORV TURNER MURDER FANTASIES FOR LADANIAN TOMLINSON ...

Pop, Lock, And Link It
Published 9/25/2007 by McD at Rumors and Rants
... Top 10 Norv Turner Murder Fantasies. My favorite is #7 - Epic Carnival ...

Daily Links - O Canada!
Published 9/26/2007 by kmonty at BroncoTalk
... Did you draft Ladainian Tomlinson first overall in your fantasy draft? Been dreaming of ways to kill Norv Turner? Here’s 10 of them. - Epic Carnival ...

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Turner can’t tell a quarterback from loose change. When someone mentions the hail mary to him, he goes to church. That is, until he realizes that it involves a deep bomb then he runs for cover. He once joined the NRA to improve his shotgun formation. The alleged “quarterbacks” he has produced include Jay Fiedler, Gus Frerote, and Jeff George. D-Mac’s projectile vomit looks better than those guys.

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Tromos posted 9/24/2007 from ballhype.com

I'm assuming the only reason Norv Turner is in San Diego is because A.J. Smith lost a bet to Al Davis and the payoff was that Smith had to do something even more stupid than the Raiders could manage - like firing a coach that led the team to a 14-3 season (including the playoff game) and hiring a proven loser with a 58-82-1 record. It's the same offense the Bolts had last year. But this year ...

Got to go

Construda posted 9/24/2007 from construda.blogspot.com

There are certain people in the NFL that need to go. With week 3 almost past us, it is starting to look like San Diego made a huge mistake letting Marty go. A team that was creamed by New England, then loses to Green Bay (a huge surprise, thus far) with LT and Rivers going at it on TV. It's probably safe to say with the tough schedule and Norv Turner at the helm, he might not be back next year.