by DMtShooter , Five Tool Tool Of course, this is being reported by ESPN's Chris Mortensen... but despite that, it's still likely to be true, since it's also being reported by the Associated Press. (With Mortensen's "stories", you get a second opinion first...) 10. Too much exposure to J.P. Losman counts as elder abuse under New York state law 9. Wanted to go out on the same date as that ...