by DMtShooter , Five Tool Tool 12. When he grazed on the Astroturf, it was genuinely disturbing 11. His TV ad made the team's management wet themselves 10. Leading the team in homers and RBIs last year made a slow April unacceptable 9. General manager JP Riccardi wants to be known as not just an unemployed stathead nerd, but a genius unemployed stathead nerd 8. Team was desperate to start ...