Toronto Blue Jays Announce Signing Of Cristiano Ronaldo

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 Toronto Blue Jays Announce Signing Of Cristiano Ronaldo
Noted scumbag and prancing weenie Cristiano Ronaldo has been signed by the Toronto Blue Jays to piss me off and generally be a pain in the ass. General Manager JP Riccardi noted that "even the best players have a hard time scoring! Look at him, he was only standing 12 yards from a giant net and still he couldn't get one across." JP remained confident that the flamboyant nancyboy will smoothly ... [link]

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