The MERKIN mercilessly turns out attention to this spoof of R. Kelly's "Ignition" honoring the Red Wings' Henrik Zetterberg. Does this mean he pees on girls, too?
Lyrics (BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY DOPE!):
now i'm not tryna be rude,
but hey Zetterberg I'm feelin you,
the way you're doin what u do,
reminds me of Adrian Peterson,
Thats why i'm makin these songs,
tryna let you know my ...