Tree Falling In The Woods: Danica Patrick Wins Indy Car Race

FLASH! Danica No Anna Kournikova!

RevJim posted 4/20/2008 from fullthrottle.cranialcavity.net

No BS or raving, a straight take on how it happened and why, in the form of opinion and much more entertaining than a news story.

Danica Patrick: No to Dancing With the Stars

Scrilla100 posted 4/21/2008 from nationallampoonsplog.com

Danica Patrick will not accept an invitation to upstage Helio Castroneves one more time on Dancing with the Stars. After winning the Japan Indy 300, Danica goes on GMA to announce her plans. Watch the GMA interview...

Danica Dancing with Decision

Fencer04 posted 4/22/2008 from www.firedupsports.com

She’s said all along that she would transfer to America’s Good Ol’ Boys when she won in Indy Car. Placing fourth in the Indy 500 in 2005 wasn’t sufficient. So, how about now?

Millions of horny men across US disappointed by Danica Patrick\

fightonusc posted 4/22/2008 from www.yourfaceisasportsblog.com

American men around the world were sent into intense mourning on Sunday with news that Danica Patrick had won her first IRL race at the Indy Japan 500. The win has seemingly stopped a career progression for Patrick that was widely believed to be leading down the inevitable path of a Playboy photo shoot within two seasons.

Here come the Haters - Yahoo Sports says Danica Patrick’s win “was more a triumph in public relations than auto racing.”

drindy posted 4/22/2008 from www.drindy.com

Bob Margolis of Yahoo! Sports was not at all impressed that Danica Patrick was the victor at the Japan 300 evidenced by his article entitled Putting Patrick’s victory in perspective Quoting Margolis: “It instead was more a battle between the race engineer’s computers on the Andretti Green team and that of her rival Helio Castroneves’ Penske Racing team. It was a matter of who would get ...