Unless There Are Two Robert Eugene Bernards in Seattle, The Hawks' Rocky Bernard Got Booked for Domestic Violence Assault

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I will Sugar Bear Shake the shit out of you
Published 4/22/2008 by Constable Echelon at Hotdog & Friends
... that even though the Seahawks spent lavishly to acquire Patrick Kearney and Julian Peterson (both awesome) to shore up the pass rush, Rocky Bernard’s interior pressure is arguably the key ingredient. Rocky is of course my favorite player to see get a sack because then it’s time for the Sugar Bear Shake, his sack dance. Post qb mauling Rocky jiggles his jelly in a pointed and succinct ballet that I drunkenly emulate from my living room. But no, you shouldn’t hit women…(rolls eyes) Unless There Are Two Robert Eugene Bernards In Seattle, The Hawks’ Rocky Bernard Got Booked For ...