Unorthodox dance move lands football player in jail

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FROM HOT WATER TO WARM PEE: THE KENYATTA JONES STORY
Published 3/31/2008 by Mike Florio at ProFootballTalk.com
Earlier on Monday, we merely ran a link to the news that former NFL lineman Kenyatta Jones was arrested recently.  As more information has come to light on the incident, we’re now compelled to give it a bit more play. Jones, who once got in big trouble for throwing hot water on his roommate, got busted for allegedly trying to urinate ...

There's another bodily fluid on the dance floor
Published 3/31/2008 at Shutdown Corner
And it's not blood. Former Patriots and Redskins offensive lineman Kenyatta Jones was arrested this weekend after what My Fox Tampa Bay describes as an "unorthodox dance move." He was trying to pee all over the place. My theory is that he was in the club, someone said something like, "let's make it rain!" and he thought that term had a little bit more of a literal definition. Most confusing to me about the story (other than the fact that someone tried to pee on the dance floor at all) is how a guy attempts to pee on a dance floor, but does not succeed. This is not a difficult manuever we're talking about. I mean, I don't want to ...