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Worst way ever to win a fight…
The SAV SCI MMA blog — ... round ended, Wethey told his corner what happened and quickly was evacuated from the ring. Even longtime vets of fight sports were dumbstruck: Much like the crowd, the incident was a first for Alvin Topham, chairman for the Louisiana Boxing and Wrestling Commission.“I’ve been in the fight business since 1977, this is the first time I’ve ever seen anything like this,” he said. And, one would imagine, the first time he’s *smelled* anything like that–at least while sitting at ringside. Unusual incident causes DQ at MMA event @ TheTownTalk.com

MMA Fighter Found Himself In A Sh*tty Situation
Deuce of Davenport | Sports News, Commentary, Humor, Videos — ... In the first round of Wethey's fight his opponent, Fred Mitchell, gave him a knee to the body so hard, it caused him to lose all control of his bowels: ...

MMA Fighter Beats the Crap Out of Opponent…Literally
Friends of the Program — ... MMA Fighter Fred Mitchell is one of the few people who can say “I knocked the shit out of him” and actually mean it. ...

MMA Fighter Loses Bowel Control During Match
SPORTSbyBROOKS — ... ) in central Louisiana reports that “in Saturday’s match against Corey Wethey , (Fred) Mitchell struck his opponent so hard that Wethey lost control of his bowels . The incident required a 10-minute intermission while officials scrubbed down the ring. Mitchell went on to win the fight by Wethey’s disqualification. ...

A PUNCH AND A DUMP IN ONE FOUL SWOOP
With Leather — ... head between his thighs. Oh! A well executed Dutch Oven defense by Welthy to turn an embarrassing evacuation of the bowels into a strategic advantage. Kind of like what the nasty Boys used to do with their armpits. Unfortunately, the refs noticed Welthy's anal leakage and promptly disqualified him. That's why you have to smear yourself with shit before coming into the octagon. Can't oust you for what's already there. [SportsbyBrooks (via The Talk Town)]